Look at this photograph.

So I'm driving Mulholland, late on the afternoon of a wonderful, productive day. The top is down, the air is crisp, the heart is glad. It's the kind of moment that somehow makes you NOT change the station when Nickelback's "Photograph" comes on the radio.

But as I listen, I hear the lyrics for once. Stuff like "Criminal record says I broke in twice," and "The cops didn't like us hanging out." And it hits me:

Good God, can you imagine how disappointed you'd be if the toughest kid in your high school grew up to be the guy from Nickelback?

Comments

[VP]

Bwa. Ha. HA. You really are the funniest mofo I know, Dave Holmes.

[Kelly Sue]

Dude, you drive a convertible?