The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Hanging in the window of the AM/PM on Sunset at San Vicente, from the inside, behind the counter, in the area only employees can access. Remember this detail. It's important.

What? Can't read it? Okay, there are limits to what a camera-phone can do. Allow me to summarize.

The official letter is from the Tasty Products Corporation, and it says (I'm paraphrasing):

"Dear Proprietor:

On a recent visit to your establishment, a representative of Tasty Products observed that your Tasty Frozen Beverage Machine (tm) was in need of cleaning. We have enclosed a copy of the owner's manual, which you received at the time of the machine's delivery, and which clearly states that THE TASTY FROZEN BEVERAGE MACHINE MUST BE CLEANED AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. Please see to it that your employees comply with this simple rule, to avoid Health Department penalties and to ENHANCE SALES!

Thank you for your quick attention to this matter,

Betty McWhatever
Tasty Products, LLC"

And now, the kicker. Written underneath the text, in an angry scrawl, is the proprietor's reply:

"YOU PUT ME DOWN. SHAME ON YOU!!!"

Don't bother passing by to visit the letter; like everything I love, it went away.

But STILL.

Comments

[Scott]

Jackanapes.

I'd rather be bow hunting.

smg

[VP]

Please note I'm now going by my married name.

Good luck with your blog,
Betty McWhatever-Chesney

[Brody]

I wanna read it!

Dave how many megpaixels on your camera?

4.0 is the most you'll ever need, unless you wanna make a poster.

And who doesn't?

Wait, give me that 7.1!

Brody: hangs at Sammy's way too much