ROCK STAR CATCH PHRASE!
"I'm sorry, but you're just not right for our band, INXS. Sorry, God bless."
Awesome! I'm writing it on my beer coolie right now, and I can't fuckin' wait to use it colloquially. Like, next time I'm facing off against some mark at a red light, when the light turns green and I leave him in a cloud of toxic tire smoke I'm gonna be all "I'm sorry, but you're just not right for our band, INXS. Sorry, God bless!" FACE!
No winner on the parlor game. But TLC's "R U The Girl" starts on the 27th, and you KNOW T-Boz and Chilli won't let us down.
By the way, my money's on Wil. For obvious reasons.
Is the obvious reason that he hails from Pasadena? God, you LOVE that place.
As for the TLC show's catchphrase, I'm gonna go with "Get off our show, Silly Ho." (Honorable Mention: "Thanks for trying, but we Don't Want No Scrub.")
Posted by: VP | July 12, 2005 04:58 PM
he woulda won based on looks. he needs another pack of marlboro reds and some jaeger to be able to sing like a rockstar.
p.s. wanna come see Rock of Ages? it's a new musical playing @ King King for backers and they told us to get some people to fill the the house. it's got names and the music. poison, journey, whitesnake, ect...
Posted by: Willam | July 17, 2005 01:05 AM
Dave?! No!! Why does this show exist??
Posted by: Jen | August 13, 2005 10:30 PM